Poly Predicts!
Jan. 30th, 2008 | 11:45 am
Oprah's new book pick will be from spiritual dude Eckhart Tolle. Tolle is best known for not being a dead guy, despite the fact that you think he might be from the 1920s.
Presidential candidate Rudy Ghouliani will drop out the race, siting medical problems. His head grew to 18 times its normal size, and then rapidly shrunk after his defeat in the Florida primary, causing a severe headache.
In the year 2025, a monster-sized mouse will be found in the forests of Canadia.
that is all.