GOAT MILK
I had the most amazing thing the other day: GOAT MILK. It tastes like milk and cheese, and also like a farm and maybe chickens and hay. I dunno whatall else, but it is incredible. FB boughted it and I showed some interest and she was all like OK poly but you were never interested in milk before BECAUSE IT WASN'T GOAT MILK, IDGIT. WOW. And then she had another bowl of cereal and IT HAD GOAT MILK and i went ABSOLUTELY INSANE WITH CRAZINESS and then I had some and then tonight? BACK TO SOY. Oh, i hate you FB. I thought I likeded you for a sec, but the goat milk is gone.



I am thinking of getting a pygmy goat. They look pretty small, and according to the video, you can keep them in the office! Since I am office manager, along with "person"nel, I am gonna hire a pygmy goat. I'll add goat milking to Frankie's job description.