polyhymnia gene marie mundactyl ([info]polycat) wrote,
@ 2008-07-06 23:23:00
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Entry tags:food, pantry

It's my pantry and I'll cry if I want to


Poly in her snackinet, originally uploaded by mungo181.

Look at all my foods! Still, the fact that I cannot get snacks every time I axe vexes me deeply. I have written a letter to Senators Clinton and Schumer, and to Obama, axing that they look into this situation. Also 7 on Your Side, the Give Me A Break douche, and the president of the co-op. And the New York Times.

This is like that "water water everywhere but you can't make him drink" saying, ya know?


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[info]kitfoxx
2008-07-07 04:42 am UTC (link)
All those toeses and not a one is opposable? Maybe you can teach one of them other cats how to open the snacks for you.

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[info]polycat
2008-07-07 01:24 pm UTC (link)
Not a one. I am currently developing a special thumb-glove, but I need funding to continue my research. I'm applying for a MacArthur fellowship, and I'm askin PETA if they want to help a girl out.

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[info]ban_gus
2008-07-18 02:48 pm UTC (link)
Oh... I will sniff and kiss every single of them becasue I can... hue, I actually can't... oh well c'est la vie

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[info]polycat
2008-07-18 02:51 pm UTC (link)
we need to get webcams, mon Gus.

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[info]downwardlashes
2008-07-07 06:41 am UTC (link)
Poly, you have thumbs. You're not trying hard enough! If Caspian can figure out how to get into his childproof bottle of gummi-vites and the childproofed cupboards, I'm sure a superior being like you can open those treats.

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[info]polycat
2008-07-07 01:22 pm UTC (link)
you see, that is the tragedy of my life. I have additional digits what are NOT THUMBS. I actually have "double paws." They look beautiful but are not as useful as they should be. I am working on it!

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[info]winnaff
2008-07-09 06:07 am UTC (link)
Mate, I'm going to post you some TNT. That would be Nathan's approach. But don't forget, you need to put recipticles everywhere so you can catch all the flying bits when they land.

Naff

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[info]polycat
2008-07-09 01:16 pm UTC (link)
Oh, interesting idea! I hope it doesn't give Hank flashbacks.

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[info]winnaff
2008-07-11 09:27 am UTC (link)
Was Hank in the war? Which war mate? Nathan was in the war against the Prussians in a former life ...

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[info]polycat
2008-07-11 03:07 pm UTC (link)
Hank was in the shit in Nam. Helicopter still make him nervous,

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[info]nightgarden
2008-07-10 07:30 pm UTC (link)
Poly, did you try Help Me Howard? I bet he could get that taken care of for you.

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[info]polycat
2008-07-10 07:44 pm UTC (link)
oooh. I don't know help me howard! I will find him and see if anything can be done.

Also, maybe you can be my attorney.

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[info]nightgarden
2008-07-10 07:49 pm UTC (link)
He is on Channel 7 news, I am pretty sure. And I will totally represent you, pro bono, of course.

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