polyhymnia gene marie mundactyl ([info]polycat) wrote,
@ 2008-06-12 09:08:00
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Update on my health
It's good! Thanks for asking!

Only this: FOODS B*TCH STEPPED ON MY DAINTY PAW! OWWWWWW. You know, she is like 40lbs or something. she is HUGE. It HURT! I lifted my poor injured paw and looked up at her with my big green eyes and guess what?? She totes gave me snackage. YAY. So that was good. Only Frankie got a snack too and he didn't get hurt. That's not fair! Mebbe next time he will get stepipated on and I will get a snack.

Also, I am asking for a new name every day. So far this week I've been Princess Lakawana, Slugette, and my new super villain name THE GRAY MOLD. or, if you're British, THEE GREY MOULD. I do think Princess Lakawana is a keeper.



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[info]eyeteeth
2008-06-12 06:33 pm UTC (link)
Attica used to also be the Duchess because of a pome by Robert Browning about a lady who liked everything, also she was Banjo although she did not come from Alabama on my knee. Can I call you STRIPEZOR?

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[info]polycat
2008-06-12 07:41 pm UTC (link)
Stripezor is awesome. Sounds very superheroiney.

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[info]kitfoxx
2008-06-13 06:03 am UTC (link)
And yer paws is so dainty I'm sure it hurt extra muchly! I hope you've licked it all better now.

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[info]polycat
2008-06-13 02:04 pm UTC (link)
I think it's OK, but I need more snacks to know for sure.

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[info]winnaff
2008-06-15 02:50 am UTC (link)
Mate, I shall call you μεγάλα πόδια

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[info]polycat
2008-06-15 04:28 am UTC (link)
ooh. i don't know what that is, but i like it.

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[info]winnaff
2008-06-16 07:09 am UTC (link)
Mate, it's Greek for "big paws".

Bye Mate,

Naff

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[info]polycat
2008-06-16 01:10 pm UTC (link)
whoa! awesome. Thanks!

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[info]ban_gus
2008-06-19 09:54 pm UTC (link)
Yo my love... you scared me at first, I thought you were sick *CRY*
(oh me... soooo pretty, beautiful when I cry)

Yeah I did learn that when the humans hurt us, felines and even dogs... by accident, they give you treats HmmmmM... since I understood that concept, I try my best to run between the human legs when they walk... or going down the staircases.

I know... I'm smart this way woo.

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[info]polycat
2008-06-20 02:16 am UTC (link)
I'VE BEEN DOIN THAT TOO!!! we think alike, hunny.

xx yr gal poly

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