polyhymnia gene marie mundactyl (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} polycat) wrote,@ 2008-05-26 11:09:00 |
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She came in thru the bathroom window
Here is me last week sittin in the bathroom window. I look forlorn on account of my discovery. THERE ARE BIRDS ON TEH ROOF AND I CAN'T HAVE THEM. I axe Hank how I get to the roof because he knew how to do that in the last apartment and he said, "elevator." and I was all like WOT? because I been in that elevator and it only go up to 21 which is my floor. And Hank's too! He should totes know that. And so i axe him about that and he said, "you need the secret key. I have it somewhere. I forgot where." HE IS LYING. There are mourning doves and pigeons and sparrows, and sometimes SEAGULLS I AM NOT LYING.
my life is hard.
