polyhymnia gene marie mundactyl ([info]polycat) wrote,
@ 2008-01-23 09:20:00
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Entry tags:baldness, flea

Prognosticatin' Poly The Psikick Kat


Hey, fans of the metaphysical! I gots me a new turban. Whaddya think?

So, I also got a correspondence from the other side of the world! I am very excited.

"Mate, it's Nathan from Australia. I seem to be losing the fur from around my bum. Can you please look into your balls or into Frankie's to please explain why this is occurring and to ascertain whether said fur shall ever grow back?

Thanks Mate,

Naff"

Naff, I looked for Frankie's balls, but they were gone. Then I asked Hank, but he said baseball season hasn't started yet. Then I found a sparkle ball, and a ball attached to FB's "Emily the Strange" cat hat. That one was fun! But then I found my crystal ball, peered in deeply, and found the answer.

Were you running around outside? Spirit says you got an allergy to something or mebbe a flea bite and have been scratching and rubbing your ass in the grass. Spirit says stop messing with that and the hair will grow back. Spirit also says beware of brothers sneaking up on you and shaving you while you sleep.


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[info]kitfoxx
2008-01-23 09:31 pm UTC (link)
That's a fantastic new hat Poly, and will make you much more credible as a Psikick Kat.

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[info]polycat
2008-01-23 09:52 pm UTC (link)
Why thank you! I feel more credible, even.

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[info]polycat
2008-01-23 09:54 pm UTC (link)
Oh, you got a hat too! I just noticed. Very nice.

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[info]winnaff
2008-01-24 11:31 am UTC (link)
Mate, thanks for this. Nathan thinks it must be an allergy as he has been de-fleaed so that should not be the problem. It is definitely not little brothers shaving said derriere. Little brothers know they should surely die if they were to attempt this.

Nathan's tail and bottom create a question mark, but with the light and shade and nuances all missing, the question mark has disappeared and looks instead like a boring wasteland. Nathan's bottom is not so quizzical. Nathan thanks you and thinks this crystal ball thing should be a regular addition to Polycat's journal. BTW Polycat's attire looks most professional.

Thanks Mate,

Nathan

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[info]polycat
2008-01-24 02:04 pm UTC (link)
ooh, i got a questioning tail too. i hope that hair grows back!

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